Interview of Miss Piggy Noises

What song would you like us to have played at your funeral?
Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" because I think it's "à propos"!

How do you relax?
I go out dancing and drinking orange juice all night with my friends!

Which living person do you most admire and why?
Kate Moss because she is terribly sexy and has great style.

If you were an animal, what kind would you be?
A cat because it sleeps all the time.

A singer?
Mick Jagger because I hope I will be as amazing as he is at 67!

A town?
Paris because you can meet a lot of people there and it’s a great cultural centre.

A job?
Journalist because I’m curious and I love meeting new people, or a French Literature lecturer because I want to share my love of books.

Actor or actress?
Adrian Brody for his role in The Pianist.

Sport?
Rugby because it's full of tension and we can see the strength of the players, and I could admire my friends in the showers!

Clothes?
A bra because it’s practical when you are running.

Food?
A Speculos buiscuit because it’s tasty.

A magazine?
Marie-Claire.

A drug?
Love because it’s the most powerful force in the universe.

A brand?
Dior because I love their Italian salespersons, or Louboutins for its red soles.

An ugly woman?
Susan Boyle because at least I’d be talented.

A writer?
Samuel Beckett because what he wrote means nothing.

Book?
Dangerous Liaisons because it’s the sory of my life.

Alcohol?
Martini because it tastes like love: sweet at the beginning and bitter at the end.

A means of transport?
My feet because they never go on strike.

A mood?
Moody

A monument?
Le Pére Lachaise cemetery in Paris because Jim Morrison is there.

A cartoon?
Les merveilleuses cités d’or

A movie?
Into the Wild because I want to die in Alaska.

How do you want to die?
To die with my husband, when my skin will be like a ripe old apple.

Interview of Pauline by Marylou and friends

First, what is your favourite subject at school?
English of course!

So I guess that you will be an English teacher?
That’s right!

If you were an animal?
A cat.

A song?
Oh, I have too many favourite songs... I don’t know!

An instrument?
A piano.

A Walt Disney character?
Cinderella? No, I don’t like her…

Peter Pan?
No…

Snow White?
No, she’s like Cinderella.

Well… I think we’ll give up on that one!
I think so too (she laughs).

A smiley?
A little guy who smiles!

A room?
My bedroom!

Now I want to know your defects?
(She shouts) Camille! What are my defects!? Camille answers: I don’t know… You smoke!
Ok… It’s my only bad habit! Oh no, I’m greedy too!

And your qualities?
I think I’m open-minded and generous.

What are your projects for the future, your dreams?
I want to travel, especially to Africa, and to become an English teacher!

How many children do you want to have?
I want to adopt a child! (she smiles).

And to finish: do you want to get married?
I don't want to get married ! Freedom is too precious to me! Maybe, if he is old, very rich and if he dies quickly after the wedding, then I would like to get married!

Thanks !

Interview of Marion by Laura and friends

What are her favourites animals?
Her favourite animals are: dogs, cats, panthers and wolves.

What does she like?
She likes relationships with people and to feel useful. She prefers to become attached to people rather than to things.

What people doesn't she like ?
She doesn't like people who let her down, who don't fight to get what they want, who give up and who don't give a damn about anything.

Where would she like to live, later ?
In the South, where there's sun.

How does she want us to remember her ?
As a nice girl who helped people.
She doesn't want us to have a bad image of her.

What is her biggest fear ?
Death, her own death and the death of the people she likes.

What does she think she will be like, later ?
She would like to be as she is now. She hopes that she will not be obese or anorexique.

What is her temperament ?
She is generous, nice, honest but she has her pride; she doesn't let people tread on her toes.
For her, it's difficult to say how she will grow up and what job she will have later.

What is her biggest dream ?
Her biggest dream is to work in a big hotel, or for a newspaper or fashion magazine.

What job would she like to have ?
She sees herself in lots of jobs, above all those in Communications, but rather less in hairstyling!

What are her favourites passtimes ?
Listening to music and watching English TV series.

What are her favourite clothes ?
A scarf because it keeps you warm, it smells good and you can even go to sleep wearing it! She also loves socks and shoes.

What does she regret the most ?
If people she likes are unhappy she feels it's her fault and so she wants to do her best to make people she likes happy. She doesn't regret anything about her childhood because she had a good childhood.

What would she study ?
She would like to study Communications.

What wouldn't she be ?
She wouldn't be a snob who lives alone and hates everybody; she wouldn't like to be a tramp in the street either!

Interview of Clémence by Marion, Camille and Angelique

Do you like it where you live?
Aurillac can be nice but it's too small for me! I would never spend my life here.

What makes you happy?
To be in a big city, to have a great meal with friends, to work out at the gym or go skiing.

What would you do if you had the time and money?
I would go to the nearest airport and take the first plane to go visit somewhere new!

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
I would give half to medical research, and keep the other half for myself and my family so that we could have fun and travel.

Do you believe in true love?
Of course, we can always find true love!

Do you have any regrets?
No…

Do you like children?
Yes, even if they can be annoying at times! They bring so much happiness to their parents.

Do you like your family?
Yes, very much.

Are you in love?
Not right now, but maybe tomorrow…

Would you go the cinema to see Bridget Jones 3?
Only if you pay the entry fee!

If you had superpowers, what would you do with them?
Save lives. If I could fly, I would go to the moon.

If you were an animal?
A bird because it can fly.

If you were a place?
New York City because of the skyscrappers.

If you were a country?
India because there is everything there: the rich, the poor, landscapes, cities...

If you were a meal?
Truffade!

If you were a movie?
Gladiator (great music)

If you were a quality?
Open-mindedness, being easy-going.

If you were clothes?
Blue jeans (confortable and pratical).

If you were a sport?
Gymnastics (I love it!).

If you were a rude word?
Shit!

If you were a mood?
Happiness.

If you were a car?
A "two-horses"!

If I say "I love", you say...?
"Friends"

If I say "I can't wait"?
"Go to a big city!"

If I say "what's better than..."?
"Love"

If I say "Happiness is..."?
"Not money!"

If I say " the worse thing is..."?
"To lose those we love"

If you were a proverb?
Carpe Diem