Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Interview of Miss Piggy Noises

What song would you like us to have played at your funeral?
Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" because I think it's "à propos"!

How do you relax?
I go out dancing and drinking orange juice all night with my friends!

Which living person do you most admire and why?
Kate Moss because she is terribly sexy and has great style.

If you were an animal, what kind would you be?
A cat because it sleeps all the time.

A singer?
Mick Jagger because I hope I will be as amazing as he is at 67!

A town?
Paris because you can meet a lot of people there and it’s a great cultural centre.

A job?
Journalist because I’m curious and I love meeting new people, or a French Literature lecturer because I want to share my love of books.

Actor or actress?
Adrian Brody for his role in The Pianist.

Sport?
Rugby because it's full of tension and we can see the strength of the players, and I could admire my friends in the showers!

Clothes?
A bra because it’s practical when you are running.

Food?
A Speculos buiscuit because it’s tasty.

A magazine?
Marie-Claire.

A drug?
Love because it’s the most powerful force in the universe.

A brand?
Dior because I love their Italian salespersons, or Louboutins for its red soles.

An ugly woman?
Susan Boyle because at least I’d be talented.

A writer?
Samuel Beckett because what he wrote means nothing.

Book?
Dangerous Liaisons because it’s the sory of my life.

Alcohol?
Martini because it tastes like love: sweet at the beginning and bitter at the end.

A means of transport?
My feet because they never go on strike.

A mood?
Moody

A monument?
Le Pére Lachaise cemetery in Paris because Jim Morrison is there.

A cartoon?
Les merveilleuses cités d’or

A movie?
Into the Wild because I want to die in Alaska.

How do you want to die?
To die with my husband, when my skin will be like a ripe old apple.

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